Fancy a holiday in sunny Greece?

Want to avoid expensive hotel bills during the credit crunch?

Enjoy this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to have 16-day time-share accommodation in Athens. Fully air-conditioned (when the wind is blowing), largely water-proof, part furnished (there is a chair) and fitted with shatter-proof glass-free windows, we can offer space in a newly erected, purpose-designed holiday home that comes with the added benefit of being highly portable.

Alan will be delighted to offer bunk space on a first-come first-served basis in return for sizeable donations to William’s race fund, or alternatively he may accept offers of help with the crewing…

ACT NOW – this offer only available for a maximum of the next 15 days!